Look At All This Rollin' Stock
LOOK AT ALL THIS ROLLIN’ STOCK, OUT HERE ON THE ROAD -- CARS MADE FOR PLEASURE, TRUCKS FOR THE HEAVY LOAD -- YA’GOTTA’ HAVE TRANSPORTATION, SOME WAY OF GETTING’ AROUND -- TO GET OUT TO THE JOB, OR MERELY TO RIDE AROUND TOWN.
A LOTTA’ DIFFERENT JUNKHEAPS, ROLLIN DOWN THE OLE FREEWAYS -- WHATEVER DETROIT COMES UP WITH ,CAN START A BRAND NEW CRAZE -- THEY RUN ON DIESEL OR GAS,RECAPS OR RADIAL TIRES -- YA’ CAN MOTOR DOWN THE SLAB, ANYWAY YOUR HEART DESIRES.
THEY COME WITH DIFFERENT EQUIPMENT,AUTOMATIC OR FOUR SPEED -- EVERYTHING YA’GOTTA’ HAVE, AND LOTSA’ JUNK YA’ REALLY DON’T NEED -- THEY COME WITH PLAIN OLE GLASS, OR WITH A TINTED WINDSHIELD -- MAKES NO DIFFERENCE WHATSOEVER, JUST SO THEY ROLL ON A WHEEL.
YA’ CAN STOP ONE VERY QUICK, WITH AIR OR FRONT DISC BRAKES -- IN JUST A VERY SHORT DISTANCE, ON A DIME FOR GOODNESS SAKES -- ONCE YA’ COULD BUY ANY COLOR, SO LONG AS IT WAS BLACK -- NOW YA’ CAN ORDER A POLKA-DOT, AND WON’T GET ANY FLAK.
THEY’LL GET YA’ WHERE YA’ WANNA’GO, AND DO IT IN A HURRY -- BE VERY,VERY CAREFUL THOUGH, OR IT’LL BE THE CEMETERY -- YOU MUST KEEP THEM CLEAN,DON’T WANT ANY GRIME OR DUST -- DON’T LET THIS THING GET DINGY, WITH SALT OR A SPECK OF DUST.
THE ONLY WAY TO A CARWASH, IS THRU A REAL LONG LINE -- THEY’RE GONNA’ GET THE DIRT OFF, MAKE THEM SPARKLE AND SHINE -- THE VERY LATEST ONES, COME WITH THAT FRONT WHEEL DRIVE -- THEY’RE MADE FOR RUGGED TERRAIN, AND THERE THEY COME ALIVE.
THEY’LL FORD ANY CREEK BED, CLIMB A SLOPE OF MANY DEGREES -- THESE THINGS WILL GO ANYWHERE, EVEN UP A TREE -- NOW THE IN THING TO DO, IF YA’ OWN ONE OF THESE THINGS -- JACK UP FRONT AND REAR, ADD 88 LEAVES TO THE SPRINGS.
DON’T FORGET THE WHEELS, THEY GOTTA’ BE CHROME AND WIDE -- ONLY THING STANDARD HERE, THERE’S ONLY TWO ON EACH SIDE -- UP YONDER ON THE BUMPER ,YA; GOTTA’ MOUNT A WINCH -- TO PULL YERSELF UP A CLIFF, OR MAYBE ACROSS A TRENCH.
DON’T THINK I’LL GET ONE OF THOSE, THOUGH THEY’D BE LOTSA’ FUN -- THE REASON IS VERY SIMPLE, I’VE NO OBSTACLE COURSES TO RUN -- NOW WE GET TO THE VANS, SURE ARE PLUSH AND NICE -- YOU CAN HAVE ONE TOO, IF’N YA’ WANNA’ PAY THE PRICE.
THEY COME IN ALL PRICE RANGES, ALL THE WAY TO FIFTY THOUSAND -- IF I HAD THAT TO INVEST, I’D DO IT IN SOME HOUSIN’ -- PERHAPS WITH DONALD TRUMP, HE OF NEW YORK FAME -- HE LIKES THE TV CAMERAS, SO WE ALL CAN HEAR HIS NAME.
BUT THAT’S BESIDE THE POINT, EACH TO THEIR BOWN LIKIN’ -- YOU CAN HAVE YOUR VAN, I’M GOIN’ BACK TO BIKIN’ -- THE PRICE OF GAS YA’KNOW, THEY SAY IT’S GOIN’ HIGHER -- GONNA TRADE MY JUNK-HEAP IN, AND GET ME A WESTERN FLYER.
M. L. WILKINSON |
